(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
Beast Boy!
The dude is taking forever!
Well, he'd better hurry,
or he's gonna miss out on
"Boys Night Out"!
(HOOTING AND WOLF WHISTLES)
(FLUSHING)
Look at you dressed up. Nice.
(SNIFFS) And smelling
slightly better than usual.
Ah, so swag.
'Cause you never know
what can happen
on "Boys Night Out"!
(HOWLING)
We did that already.
My bad.
Beast Boy,
you have combed your hairs.
Have you plans
for this evening?
No. Tonight is
not about plans.
We go where
the night takes us!
Isn't that crazy?
Oh, how exciting!
I would like
very much to join you.
Oh, well.
You see, we're, uh...
BOTH: It's a boys night out.
But I am more than
capable in joining in
with the boy evening
of revelry.
No. Uh-uh. No way.
No girls allowed.
But why?
Because you are
not crazy enough
for the crazy night
we're about to go and do.
(LAUGHING)
I have forgotten.
(MICROWAVE DINGS)
We are having
our own boys night out.
Ah, you're girls.
Then we're having
a boys night out for girls.
-You mean a girls night out?
-Exactly.
-We are?
-Yes!
And you are not
enough of the crazy
to come with us!
Okay-dokey.
(CHUCKLES) Whatevs.
Gentlemen, shall we?
-(HOOTING AND WOLF WHISTLES)
-BEAST BOY: Ladies!
What is a boys night out?
Oh, you know, they hang out,
make lame jokes,
eat, burp, boy stuff.
Okay. See ya.
But I can do
the making of the jokes
and having
the gaseous emissions.
Uh, boys need time
to be boys, without girls.
We do not have
gender specific rituals
on my planet.
Tell, what do females do
on a girls night?
Ah, I've never been on one.
I could only imagine
how horrible it would be.
Then we must do
the bonding ritual of females.
Okay. Yeah...
Well, you see,
I was gonna watch
a movie tonight...
...by myself.
You also do not think
I am enough of the crazy
to devote a night
of gender specific
activities with, do you?
Fine. But don't expect me
to bring the crazy.
Do not worry.
I know exactly
who will bring
the proper amount of crazy.
We're going to have
the night of the girls.
(STARFIRE HOOTS)
Greetings, Jinx.
My least favorite Titans.
Here to gloat again
about putting me in prison?
Again?
Yeah, I do that
when I'm bored sometimes.
(LAUGHING)
Look at you.
You're in prison.
I hate you.
We are here
to invite you out
on a crazy night
on the town!
I hope I said crazy
with enough of the crazy.
Excuse me?
As an expert of
the criminal brand
of crazy
and also a female,
you can be
a great resource for us.
Hold on, crazy.
We're not here to break her
out of jail, are we?
Of course not.
We are merely
borrowing her.
Just imagine all the fun
you will have.
Oh, please, oh, please.
Say you will join us.
Not like I have better plans.
Oh, I have the joy!
No.
(EXCLAIMS)
Of course,
if you try to escape,
I will obliterate you
into microscopic particles.
-Sounds like a blast.
-Yes!
Eye blast. That is how
I will obliterate you.
According to
the commercial advertisements,
this will be the perfect place
for our girls night
to commence.
Oh! Wacka! Wacka! Wacka!
Welcome to Wacka Doodles.
(LAUGHS)
The funnest place
in the galaxy.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, this is indeed the crazy!
You really do need my help,
don't you?
(LAUGHING)
-Oh! Oh!
-(THUDS)
I just wanted to watch
a movie by myself.
Wait. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
I know I'm thinking
what you're thinking.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
There is no way
you could be thinking
what I am thinking!
It's just too crazy!
ALL: Hat Party!
WOMAN: Hats.
Oh, no! The long lines
will prevent any of the fun.
Well, we could
just go home.
You are such a drip.
There's free kittens
in the parking lot!
-(MEOWS)
-BOTH: Free kittens?
(PEOPLE GASPING)
Look. No more lines.
Wow! You really know
how to bring the fun.
She does indeed.
I wish to ride the cars
that bump into each other.
The boys were correct about me
lacking enough of the crazy.
You just need
a little guidance.
If you let me out,
I might be able to help.
Yeah, right. There is
no way in a million years
we're letting you
out of that...
There you go.
Just remember what I said
about obliterating you.
Yeah. Eye beams. Got it.
Now let's get crazy.
-Follow me.
-(ENGINE ROARS)
(LAUGHING)
(SIREN WAILING)
And we're all going to jail.
Will you try to have fun?
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
Can we please pull over?
No way, Mom.
Yeah! No way, Mom!
Wee!
(GIGGLING)
Wee!
Oh! First time
I ever rode a building.
(GUNS CLICKING)
ALL: Crazy fries! Crazy fries!
Crazy fries!
Crazy fries! Crazy fries!
Those fries are
absolutely insane!
(SCREAMING)
Guys! Crazy idea.
What if we eat
the crazy fries in crazy ways?
NARRATOR:
Crazy Fry Chowdown! Go!
Crazy!
Fry Fist!
Crazy Catch!
Potato Slam!
Mega Fry!
(BURPS)
(YAWNS) Yep.
These were some crazy fries.
Crazy, man. Crazy.
-(CHUCKLES)
-What?
I was just thinking about
the look on your face
when the cops started
chasing us.
Yeah. That was pretty...
Crazy?
Yeah. It was.
(GIGGLES) And then remember
when we rode that
building we demolished,
as if it were a surf board?
You've got more of the crazy
than even me, Starfire.
Tonight was fun.
Definitely
the most I've had
since being locked up.
Then who says
the fun cannot continue?
(SIGHS) Best boys night ever!
(CHUCKLES) I bet the girls
stayed home and watched
movies with vampires
that kiss all the time.
(MIMICKING KISSING)
(LAUGHING)
Oh, hello, boys!
-POLICE OFFICER:
We have you surrounded.
-We must go.
-Bye.
-(SIRENS WAILING)
Nice try, ladies, but...
...lame!
(HOOTING AND WOLF WHISTLES)